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CONQUER TODAY - T-SHIRTWearing this Jeremy Reid Fitness shirt (made from dragon skin and weather treated with bald eagles tears) will immediately add 25lbs of muscle to your frame and reduce your bodyfat to 9%. Warning: You may get hit on A LOT in this shirt. Wear at your own risk! Must be tied up and caged when not being worn.
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CONQUER TODAY - FEMALE RACER-BACK I want you to close your eyes and envision the most beautiful, graceful, powerful, confident, successful woman you could imagine. This woman has the entire world at her fingertips and controls all the eyes in a room. Nothing is out of her reach and every man (or woman) is in her control. Now open your eyes. If you had been wearing this Jeremy Reid Fitness female racer-back you would be THAT woman! So hurry up and order 1 for each day of the week These priceless items will ship with love straight to your door. Have a female friend/lover you want to show how much you care? Order her one too.
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JRF BRACELETSWearing Jeremy Reid Fitness bracelets will increase the chance of a good day, lucky day, or random act of kindness by 300%. Your fat burning ability will be elevated by an astonishing 1100% simply by wearing this bracelet in public areas. When stacked with the JRF Shirt, you will be strong enough to fight Minotaurs even though they don't exist. Warning: Side effects may include: Increased fat loss, muscle gain, attractiveness, compliments and flattery. Some users have reported a surge of confidence. |
